Quotes

[SCViper]

http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0071853


Dintre cele de acolo iata doua care mi s-au parut (mie) super:

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!

Insa va asigur ca toate sunt cel putin la fel de misto...

PS: A se observa faptul ca sunt sute si sute de filme din care se dau citate acolo. Indexul e in partea de jos a paginii.

[CBR]

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
[A man puts a body on the cart.]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better!
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart!
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine!
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't!
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk!
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy! I feel happy!
[The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club.]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.


Asta mi s-a parut marfa

[Sandman]

quotes

[K-stor]

Cred ca quote-ul din semnatura mea e cel mai tare

[DEMON[mk]]

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[Masi27185]

Asta-i exemplu de thread la care ar putea modifica Cd titlul.

Il mai las pana diseara, si atunci ma decid daca merge la off-topic sau nu.

[moebius]

NI! ... Peng! Neeee ... Wom!



I want a shrubbery

[Arwen]

"Am fost strain si m-au pierdut;
Am fost nebun si m-au vândut;
..........
Am fost un las si am pierdut?
Am fost o umbra si-am trecut."
(Ciprian Diosan - Metamorfoze)

[Raven]

IMHO: un thread inceput bine, continuat binisor si incheiat la buda...

[Cris]

"Do you know what Nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropiate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt... me!"

"It won't open because it's a security door!"
Snatch

"Your name is Lebowski, Lebowski!"
"The china-man isn't the issue here dude"
"You are killing you father!"
"Shut da fuck up Donnie", "Your out of your element, Donnie!"
"That's what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!"

Lebowski
(cam tot ce spun aia e super tare in filmul ala )

[Dominus]

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter--
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.

:::

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter: Am I wrong?
Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter: Am I wrong?
Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Walter: All right then.


Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski." You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


- The Big Lebowski (zuper tare filmu!)

[jmf]

"He may look like an idiot and act like an idiot, but don't let that fool you...he really is an idiot"

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music"

"Time wounds all heels"

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it"

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others"

(c)Groucho Marx