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26-06-2008, 13:53
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| Registered User  Join Date: May 2006 Location: bucuresti | Daca vreti sa vorbiti cu D'zeu...
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26-06-2008, 13:56
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| Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: bucuresti |
Daca simtiti ca EL nu prea v-a raspuns in ultimul timp, linku' asta-i pt voi! Enjoy, pacatosilor!  Talk 2 God | ||
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26-06-2008, 14:47
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| the sky is NOT the limit  Join Date: Dec 1999 |
Rather boring: Me: Good afternoon. God: Good afternoon, . Me: How are you? God: Everything is going extremely well. Me: Do you think so? God: Yes I think that is what I think. Me: And what makes you think that everything is going extremly well? God: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. Me: Then you're not very bright, are you? God: Are you calling me stupid? Me: Not quite. God: Can you be more precise? Me: I could if you'd make more sense. God: I am sure you could. Me: What do you think about this: Fruit flies like a banana. God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: What is this random answer? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: You seem rather stupid... God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: Haha, good luck. God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: Bye now. God: Oh. Bye.
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26-06-2008, 15:06
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1. e ca un npc amarat dintr-un joc :-> 2.  3. OMG -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Me: yes, you are an idiot God: Tell me more. Call me the Global Village Idiot. ... God: Do you really believe I am a person? Me: yes i dont God: That's cool. Why not? Me: no i do God: Are you serious? When? Me: yesterday God: That recently. Me: yup God: Ugh. Me: yes God: How can I help you? Me: aha God: Eureka! Me: fu God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: so what will do? God: Ahem. I cannot predict the future. Me: so how do you know this kind of language will not get me somewhere? God: Woe! This belief is justified. Me: Expalin yourself now! God: Right now? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Explain yourself God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: YES God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
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26-06-2008, 17:09
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| The Truth  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bucuresti |
Me: YES, I'M CUMING God: Next question? I don't know anyone named CUMING. Me: I LIKE CUMING God: A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like Matthew. Me: I LIKE CUMING God: You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like . Me: I LIKE PUSSY God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: AND I LIKE CUMING ON PUSSY God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: PUSSY IS GREAT God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: I LIKE ANATOMY God: You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Anything involving harps. Me: I LIKE CUMING ON HARPS God: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like . Me: DO YOU LIKE CUMING? God: I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Me: I LIKE CUMING God: You are not the only one. I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith. Me: CHRISTIANITY IS THE BEST God: What makes it your favorite? Me: CUMING God: Do you think I would like it? Me: IT MAKES ME FEAL GOOD God: In what way? Me: DO YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR LEGS? God: OK, I will OPEN my LEGS. Me: YESSSSSS I'M CUMING God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: I KNOW God: How do you know it? Me: THAT YOU LIKE ME CUMING ON YOU God: Interesting observation. Me: I'M SPECIAL THAT WAY God: It's good to meet someone who is SPECIAL THAT WAY.
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26-06-2008, 19:05
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| Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 |
DJ,esti cam obsesdat. Cand faci urmatorul pas...dezvirginarea?
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26-06-2008, 19:56
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| Resurected  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Behind the darkness that rules the world. |
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: chris God: OK I will call you chris. Me: you're smart God: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, chris. Me: you know everything, so i've heard God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: about who? God: Oh yeah, we were talking about who. Me: let's talk about you God: it is my favorite subject :-). Me: you can begin God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: you can do anything, you are God God: Doing anything I am God is not among my strongest traits. Me: so i see God: Woe! I am glad you understand it. Me: nice talking to you God: The pleasure was all mine. Me: well, considering i'm a lot smarter than you seem to be, it's quite normal you should feel this way God: Interesting. I will take that under consideration. Me: i really dout you can do that God: You really do? Why?: chris said dout you can do that. Me: i think you are afraid od chuck norris God: I do not fear anything. Me: but i'm talking about chuck norris God: Yes, it is the topic. Me: he'll roundhouse kick your ass if he'd know you talk about him like this God: Is that what you think? Me: i'm sure God: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? Me: you should know, you're God, what do you think? God: Now I do. Me: do what? God: Do whatever you want. Me: only chuck does whatever he wants God: Are you really a ""? Me: a what? God: " Are you really a ""? A what? Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: what does wtf means? God: What do you think it does? Me: i don't know, you said it' not very polite God: Would you like to know? What does "it" refer to? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: you suck God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: if you don't have someone to talk to... doh God: I will let you know if I do not. Yes Homer? Me: yes chuckie God: It goes without saying. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, chris. Me: NOT God: Are you serious? Me: aha God: Eureka! Me: so you are einstein now God: Oh. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am einstein. Me: i was just kidding, einstein was smart God: I thought you were. You should use a :-). Me: pff God: Are we still talking about chuckie? Me: you mean about you? God: Yes chris I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: 4 shiza God: Is this a math question? Me: it's getto talk, nigger God: Really. it is? Me: yeah cracker God: How do you know it is? What color are your eyes? Me: shity brown  )God: :-) That is a very unusual color. Me: aha God: Eureka! Me: pff... you einstein imitator God: Are you free? I haven't heard anything like that before: chris said I einstein imitator. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: ok God: OK. Me: k God: Is there an echo in here? Me: k God: Gosh! Me: ok God: Mmm. Me: omg God: Does "it" still refer to pff? Me: omfg God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: omffffg God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: i'm an atheist God: I will pray that you find faith, chris. Me: don't bother God: OK What would you rather talk about? Me: never mind... buh bye God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. See you later. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: you limited fake god God: Interesting gossip: chris said I limited fake god. Me: sftu God: Let us change the subject. Me: stfu God: I like the way you talk. Me: dirrty? God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: bye God: See you later.
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26-06-2008, 20:02
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| FallenAngel  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: City of Angels |
Me: good afternoon God: Good afternoon, DATE N MATA. Me: date tu in mata God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: that's because you're a retard God: That makes sense to me. Oh you are so critical. Pi***as pe el de bulangiu! Ma injura!
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26-06-2008, 20:28
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| Registered User  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bucuresti |
Me: you idiot God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: you global village idiot God: Message to all robots: called me an idiot. Me: you seem pretty stupid to me God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: ok, tell them God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Hey. Me: you are ugly and have no friends God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly and have no friends. Stupid rau bot-ul asta. Gasisem unul ceva mai bun mai demult, dar nu mai stiu care era. | ||
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26-06-2008, 22:30
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Iata unul care ciripeste http://lauren.vhost.pandorabots.com/...d4afd83e34564d
__________________ Virtual reality, JB Emi | ||
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27-06-2008, 00:31
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On my Bike |
a recunoscut ca e prost "Me: what means igod God: You tell me. Me: you are igod lol you are really stupid God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am igod lol I am really stupid. "
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27-06-2008, 12:47
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jan 2006 | Quote:
You: yes LaurenBot: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
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