Postati aici replicile voastre preferate din filme sau seriale de comedie .
O replica din Seinfled care m-a dat pe spate atunci cand am auzit-o prima data :
"-Hi , i'm George . I'm unemployed and i live with my parents!"
Postati aici replicile voastre preferate din filme sau seriale de comedie .
O replica din Seinfled care m-a dat pe spate atunci cand am auzit-o prima data :
"-Hi , i'm George . I'm unemployed and i live with my parents!"
Daca tot ai pomenit de Seinfeld, imi amintesc si eu de una:
"Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex."
There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the War Room!
Doctor strangelove?Originally Posted by JohnnyTorrio
spot on.
SNATCH:
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.
Si inca vreo 3 milioane de alte replici super tari...
Ni dyar'izuba, Rizagaruga, Hejuru yadju, Nduzaricyeza ricyeza...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour.
Mullet: What the fuck are you doing, Ton?
Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?
Mullet: Slow down, Ton.
Bullet Tooth Tony: [sniffs] You been using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?
Mullet: Slow down, Ton! Slow down, Tony!
Bullet Tooth Tony: I don't think I'll slow down. I think I'll speed up. You can play some music if you like.
[He turns on the radio; Madonna's "Lucky Star" is playing]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Oh, I love this track.
Turkish: [voice over] Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the bastard.
Errol: Are you Turkish?
Turkish: Well I'm not fuckin' Greek now, am I?
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Tommy: The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish: Well fuck me Tommy. What have you been reading?
Vinny: What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
Vinny: In... Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?
Ni dyar'izuba, Rizagaruga, Hejuru yadju, Nduzaricyeza ricyeza...
Sybil Fawlty: [on the phone] I know....I know....I know...Oh, I know!
Basil Fawlty: Then why is she telling you?!
Sybil Fawlty: You're looking very happy Basil.
Basil Fawlty: Happy? Ah yes, I remember that.
Basil Fawlty: Don't be alarmed, it's only my wife laughing.
Seinfeld :
"We did this for you ! We're not gay ! Not that theres anything wrong with that ! "
"-Hey George , what do you do for a living ?
-Well , i'm a architect !"
"-He's really vibrant , you will like him
-Why does anybody say's that , i hate anyone , why whoud i like him ?"
"-We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld . Whoud you like assurance ?
- Yeah , you better give the assurance , beacouse i'm gonna beat the hell out of this car. "
"- Will you accept a long distance call ?
- I'm really busy , why don't you give my your home nr and will talk then .
- We don't do that.
- Oh , so you don't like been called at home .
- No .
- Now you know how i fell !"
Last edited by JoeDirt; 20-07-2007 at 10:17.
Ok, hai ca nu e film de comedie, se vrea a fi horror psihologic, problema e ca e asa de prost incat e bun si nush cum devine comedie) (uitati-va pe forumul imdb, ca toata lumea e de acord
The Wicker Man
1. And take your stupid hat with you
2. How did she died? how did she died? HOW DID SHE DIED!?
3. Ahhh, my legs!
4. Step away from the bike!
5. Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh!
si muuulte alte replici penale
Dave Chappelle Show, episodul The Charlie Murphy Story:
- What did the five fingers say to the face ?
- What ?
- Slap !
Tot din episodul asta:
Show me your tities, bitches ! (dupa ce le vede) Hmmmmm... I wish i had four hands to give them four thumbs down !
Why do i have 3 kids and no money, I wish I had no kids and 3 money.
Homer
Butters: Do you guys smell that? It smells bad out here, too. I'm starting to think this whole town smells like doodoo.
Cartman: Yeah, well, that why they call is Asspen.
south park
I sell suicide solutions!
"Teacher : In french when you want to say yes , you say : Oui Oui .
Peter : No kiding , that is so funny . Hey what do you say when you wanna say no ? Doo Doo ? Ewww , excuse me , i'm gonna take a freaking yes"
Family guy
Din Seinfeld, un final de episod, man with cape on a bridge near a suicidal woman:
Woman: Who are you ???
Man with cape: I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer!
Cracks me up everytime, un final beton al unuia din cele mai tari episoade
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Aha e foarte tare faza aiaDin Seinfeld, un final de episod, man with cape on a bridge near a suicidal woman:
Woman: Who are you ???
Man with cape: I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer!
Cracks me up everytime, un final beton al unuia din cele mai tari episoade
Vazut in mai multe filme:
-What is my fault?
-You were born!
-So what do you want me to do?
-DIE!!!
Iarasi vazut in vreo doua filme(Departed si inca unul mai vechi):
-They treat us like mushrooms: they keep us in the dark and feed us shit.
What can change the nature of a man?
T.J. Hicks: I ain't gay! I was just looking down his pants 'cause i heard his shlong was so big, and juicy! No wait! That didn't sound right!
T.J. Hicks: Anybody got some antibacterial gel? I got burnt dick on my hand.
*din Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo
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